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In 1996, the world came to Georgia. We showed the world a bit
of Southern Hospitality. Despite a bunch of cranky officials who
got on our last nerve, we had a good time.
When I looked for songs to include with these photos, I discovered
that I could only find one. It amused me, so I'm including it
here. Photos are from 1996 and present day.
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Redneck Games
Lyrics by Alan Jackson & Jeff Foxworthy
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Greetings y’all and welcome all you danged foreigners
from other nations
Dear Lord, be with our guests and prepare them for the butt whooping
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The Olympics in Georgia, god you know we’re
gonna screw that up. I guarantee you when they let those doves go
at the opening ceremony there are gonna be guys in the parking lot
with shotguns.
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And we will not have a flame that big without a
pig on it, I guarantee it. Some fat guy going, “Danged
good barbeque top of them stairs up there. They ain’t got
no hand rail. Be careful."
Of all the games that the rednecks play, there’s
some crazy events
If you know about the redneck ways, then it makes perfect sense
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Hell, the Olympic rings will be five old
tires nailed together. See that’s my fear they’re gonna
get the list of events they're gonna have no idea what half this
stuff is suppose to be. Like for fencing, they’ll be giving
people bailing wire and sheet metal. There probably have to cancel
water polo after the first two or three horses drown. I tell you
instead of discus throwing they’ll be flinging Ford hubcaps.
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You can’t blame them for the way they are but you can sit
back and grin
Cause they’ll do something that’s so bizarre you’ll
want to see it again
If you could ever get into their minds there’s no telling
what you might find
They just do things in a different way all the games that the
rednecks play
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And you know they haven’t even thought about it but the
river they’re having the kayak races on is the same river
they filmed Deliverance at. That ought to add a whole degree of
difficulty shouldn’t it. Cause if Ned Beatty couldn’t
make it down that thing a French man in a pair of biker pants
ain’t got a chance.
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Be prepared to watch the wildest show making her out in the line
You might not see them bringing home the gold but they’ll
sure make mama proud
If you could ever get into their minds there’s no telling
what you might find
They just do things in a different way all the games that the
rednecks play
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